Warnings For Curious Children
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scripsiTitle: Warnings For Curious Children
Disclaimer: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory belongs to Roald Dahl, not me..
Rating: PG
Category: Ficlet
Pairing: None
Summary: Very short, just a few lines that started to spin in my head and I had to write down or I wouldn't have been able to fall asleep.
Don't drink from the chocolate river or you may find yourself in it. And maybe you were pushed or maybe you were pulled.
Don't chew gum. It's a nasty habit and makes you look cheap. Or swollen, very swollen.
Don't feed the animals. Under no circumstances, do no touch them. The waste disposal is not broken every day.
Don't watch television too much or your eyes may change shape. Or you may change shape.
Don't think that you are safe, even if you do everything right. You may still disappear deep into the bowels of the chocolate factory and never be seen again.
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Disclaimer: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory belongs to Roald Dahl, not me..
Rating: PG
Category: Ficlet
Pairing: None
Summary: Very short, just a few lines that started to spin in my head and I had to write down or I wouldn't have been able to fall asleep.
Don't drink from the chocolate river or you may find yourself in it. And maybe you were pushed or maybe you were pulled.
Don't chew gum. It's a nasty habit and makes you look cheap. Or swollen, very swollen.
Don't feed the animals. Under no circumstances, do no touch them. The waste disposal is not broken every day.
Don't watch television too much or your eyes may change shape. Or you may change shape.
Don't think that you are safe, even if you do everything right. You may still disappear deep into the bowels of the chocolate factory and never be seen again.
END
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Date: 2011-08-12 11:37 pm (UTC)Gabrielle
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Date: 2011-08-13 07:58 pm (UTC)